A poem after watching “The Late Show”

What is schadenfreude anyway?
Oh, America!
It is so much fun to laugh at you.
Until you realize it’s like laughing at your aged father when he pisses his pants addressing the
mourners at his best friend’s funeral
Or like when you laugh upon learning that one of your first hook-ups, a virgin when you got
her drunk and fucked her, has OD’d on heroin.
Yeah, America, it is so much fun to laugh at you